Dinosaur Toys need Dinosaur Jokes!

We think we have the best Dinosaur toys but now heres our collection of the best dinosaur jokes around. Warning, there maybe a few really bad ones in this lot!

What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom!

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? "Tea, Rex?"

What do you call a Diplodocus that won't stop talking? A dino-bore!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent!

How can you tell there's a stegosaurus in your refrigerator? The door won't close!

What is a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer? Comet!

What should you do if you find a blue Stegosaurus? Try to cheer him up!

What dinosaur never gives up? A try-tryceratops.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?   Do-you-think-he-saurus

What did the one eyed dinosaur say to his dog?   Do-you-think-he-saurus, Rex?

What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!

What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex

Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops

What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow

What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush

What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? Stegosnorus

Which was the scariest pre-historic animal? The Terror-dactyl

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo? A Tricera-hops

Which dinosaurs make the best policemen? A Tricera-cops

What has a 3 horns and 4 wheels? A Triceratops on a skateboard.

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